Sheesh I was on a roll there for a minute wasn’t I and then BAM I fell off!  I’m back now.  You know how it is you get a little fame and recognition and it goes to your head and then you decide, “I’ve got fans whether I write a blog or not”.  And then you realize…”wait no I don’t”.

So what’s been going on you may wonder…Nothing much just prepping for the holidays.  I have so many things to talk about but for right now I am going to talk about the importance of a great group of girlfriends.  Last night I went to a goat roast with some of my girls.  Yes I said goat and roast.  It was delightful.  We were at Paradou in NYC .  It’s one of my favorite places.  Check it out especially for brunch on the weekend (Unlimited Champagne Cocktails!)  But make sure you make a reservation.

I digressed.  This crew of girls is my Diva’s dine troop.  You will hear more about us as we we have a diva’s dine, but right now we are apparently on hiatus.  lol.  Instead of cooking this month, we decided to go out and bring our foolishness to the streets.  Here is why I love my girls…BULLET TIME:

• We talk dirty for no reason. Here’s a snippet of one of the convos:   “you know what word I hate?  Moist.  and Lube.  And pussy”  “wait seriously you can’t say Pussy?”  “Um no I can’t…by the way you are yelling pussy in a restaurant”  It was like the scene from Boomerang when Grace J0nes yells  “You are not gay!  you just don’t want to FUCK me!”
• We are supportive – one of the divas is moving to the DC metro area for work, while we will miss her dearly we are so excited for her!
• We are selfish (this can also apply to the first bullet) “sometimes when he goes down I try to hide when I orgasm so I can get 2 for 1”
• We laugh with reckless abandon see above quote…HILARIOUS.
• We don’t judge – when one of us is down and might be going through something, we give you a  hug and say let us know how we can help.
• We agree to disagree “I won’t ever call a man Daddy or baby for that matter”  “I’m perfectly fine with calling him Daddy but I won’t ever say boo.”   “I will boo you all day but there won’t be any baby’s.”  “I call complete strangers baby and honey…is there something wrong with that? “
• We keep it real  “Yes it is weird to call people you don’t know pet names.”  “You can’t wear those panties with that dress.  We are your friends if we don’t tell you who will?”
• We have fun, as we left the restaurant to go to another bar we discovered that you can get any dude’s number by just saying “Honey, my pussy’s wet.  Can I get your number?”  The key is being able to say pussy and call a stranger a pet name.  But hey if you can do it…I’ll buy you a drink!

From the divas  to you…..

CHEERS!!!!!!