Soooo it’s been a minute since I’ve written anything. I have no real excuse as to why but here I am trying to make a comeback. I bet you are wondering what I’ve been up to for the past few months. Let’s see I did a few things:
• I started going to Knicks games. I’m now a sad NY fan. Lol.
• I got my tonsils out. It hurt like a bitch, but being able to swallow again is really worth it. PAUSE.
• I did body shots, you’re never too old to have someone lick sugar off your body.
• I went to a Vegas “brunch” aka a club during the day. People had no shirts on and were standing on tables grinding each other at two o’clock in the afternoon.
• my old man boyfriend from my favorite watering hole kissed me on the mouth. I thought he was going for the cheek but he said no…mutumbo style and kissed me on the mouth! #dreamy

I think that about covers it. I’m riding back from Atlanta and I decided to type up a lil something something to talk about the differences between dudes in the south vs the north.

Main difference…Southern Hospitality. The men in the South still know what chivalry is. They open doors, ask if you need anything out of the blue, and are overall great dudes. I like to say they have home training. Now dudes in the north…smdh they barely give up their seat for a 90 year old on the train let alone ask you out of the blue at a BBQ if you need anything.

Me and a few of my girls talked about it and realized that the mere act of chivalry could probably get us to drop the drawers. In fact one of my girls went out recently and dude ordered her food for her and she said she was wetter than an ocean at the table. Gross? Of course. Hilarious? That too. Sad? Yes and that’s what made me realize that I bet there ain’t a southern girl put there that had that experience of wetting their drawers over something so regular to them. How can I be down?! Maybe I need to move to the south. So does anyone out there agree/disagree?